I think I must sleepwalk. I must have gotten out of my frickin bed last night and sleepwalked my ass over to Walmart or some other nasty 24 hour store and bought a Crap-O-Matic machine.

Yes, folks, I'M HAVING A SHITTY DAY.

Ever had one? A day that from the moment your day starts, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING goes right???

Welp, today's my day. And I blame it on the Crap-O-Matic Machine I bought last night when I was sleeping....

How can years flash before my eyes, but this stupid ass day just drag on... Time is a silly little thing, isn't it?

Okay, rant over.